There was an elephant, a giraffe, and a hen. They all decided to complain to God.
The elephant complained, “Lord, I HATE THIS TRUNK YOU have given me. It gets in the way, and makes me look like a fool”!
The Lord said, “Don’t complain. It lets you pick up food, drink water, etc. without getting wet”!
Next, the giraffe complained, “Lord, I HATE THIS LONG NECK! It makes my top heavy, I get terrible neck pains, and people laugh at me”!
The Lord said, “Don’t complain. It lets you pick the best fruit and leaves from the high branches, and allows you to see a distance”.
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The hen spoke up, “Lord, I don’t want to complain….. but either let me have a bigger a..r…s..e or smaller eggs“
A man in the desert rents out a camel to ride on.
A man in the desert rents out a camel to ride on.
The rental guy asks, “Have you ever ridden one of these?”
The man replies, “No”.
“It’s simple. If you say Woah, it will walk. If you say Woah Woah, it will run. If you say Woah Woah Woah, it will run so fast you have to pray to god to stop”.
The man hops on the camel and says, “Woah”.
The camel starts walking.
He says, “Woah Woah”.
The camel starts running.
He says, “Woah Woah Woah”.
The camel runs so fast the man has to pray to God to stop.
Now it’s a good thing he did that because the camel stopped right at the edge of a cliff.
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The man looked down the ravine with wide eyes and said, “Woah!”
