An elderly woman walked into the local country church.
The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. “Where would you like to sit?”
he asked politely. “The front row please,” she answered.
“You really don’t want to do that”, the usher said. “The pastor is really boring.”
“Do you happen to know who I am?” the woman inquired.
“No,” he said.
“I’m the pastor’s mother,” she replied indignantly.
“Do you know who I am?” he asked.
“No,” she said.
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“Good,” he answered.
Two senior gentlemen are working at a sewage treatment plant.
Two senior gentlemen are working at a sewage treatment plant.
One guy finds his buddy standing above a vat of sewage with a long rake.
“What are you doing there?!” he yells
“My coat fell in!” he said
“You’re not really gonna wear that again are you?!” his friend said worriedly.
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“No, no. Gosh no!” Says the old man to the relief of his friend. “I have to get it back though. My teeth are in the pocket!”
