An elderly man went to the doctor for a visit.
“Doc,” he says,” I am so stricken. I have chest pains, headaches, back pains, nausea, arthritis, constipation, stomach cramps, earaches, burning in the eyes, congested lungs…”
“Sir,” says the doctor, “you complain you have so many things. What don’t you have?”
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The man answers, “Teeth.”
LoLLLL, love this joke?
A man was Promoted to Montreal
Boss: Congratulations! I’m promoting you to manage our Montreal office!
The young man (disappointed): But sir! There’s nothing up there but bar girls and hockey players.
Boss (now insulted): I’ll have you know that MY MOTHER is from Montreal!
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The young man (thinking fast): No kidding? What hockey team did she play on?
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