One day, an elderly man Jimmy was walking down the main street when he saw his old buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.
Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
“Bubba, where did you get that truck?!”
“Mary gave it to me,” Bubba replied.
“Did she give it to you?” I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?”
“Well, Jimmy, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Mary pulled off the road, but the truck in 4-wheel drive and headed into the woods.”
She parked the truck got out, threw o-ff all her clothes, and said, ‘Bubba, take whatever you want.’
So I took the truck!
“You are a smart man, Bubba! These clothes would never fit you.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
An Old Man Wrote A Will To His Two Lazy Sons.
An old man wrote a will to his two lazy sons: After my death demolishes this house, you will find a metal case down the foundation where you will find my savings to support the rest of your life.
They started praying to God! Oh, Lord Father, our Dad is too old, please take him to your kingdom.
Two years later he died and buried him immediately.
The following day the house was demolished, and they found a case with a piece of paper written: If you are real men construct your own houses and stop your stupidity.
