An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a young man in his new red Mercedes drove around her and parked in the space she was waiting for.
The little old lady was so upset that she approached the man and said, “I was going to park there!”
The man was a real smart alec and he said, “That’s what you can do when you’re young and bright.”
“Well, this really upset the lady, even more, So she got in her car and backed it up, and then she stomped on the gas and plowed straight into his Mercedes.
The young man ran back to his car and asked, “What did you do that for?”
The little old lady smiled and told him, “That’s what you can do when you’re old and rich!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A Little Old Lady Buys Cat Food.
A little old lady went to buy some cat food.
She picked up three cans, but the clerk said, “I’m sorry, we can’t sell this to you without proof you have a cat. Too many seniors are buying cat food to eat. Management wants proof that you are buying this for your cat.”
So the lady went home, brought in her cat and was sold the cat food. . . .
The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food and was again told she couldn’t buy them without proof.
So the old lady went home, brought her dog, and was sold the dog food. . . .
One day later, she brought in a box with a hole in the lid and asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole.
The cashier said, “No, you might have a snake in there.”
The lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her.
So the cashier put her finger into the box, quickly pulled it out, and exclaimed, “That smells like crap.” . . .
The lady replied, “It is. I want to buy eight rolls of toilet paper.”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
