An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says, “No way, buddy, you’re too drunk.”
A few minutes later, the drunk comes in though the bathroom.
Again he slurs, “Give me a drink,” and the bartender says,
“No, man, I told you last time, you’re too drunk”
Five minutes later the guy comes in though the back door and orders a drink, again the bartender says,
“You’re too drunk”
The drunk scratches his head and says
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“Dang, I must be. The last two places said the same thing
Little Billy asked his mother to give him $20
“Hey, Mom?” asked Little Billy, “Can you give me $20?”
“Certainly not,” She replied.
“If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what Dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.”
His mother’s ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. “Well? What did he say?”
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“He said, ‘Hey Maria, could you make sure I’ve got clean socks tomorrow.'”
