An angry woman with two kids enters Walmart, shouting angrily at the children and at anyone who crosses her path.
The greeter at the reception says cheerfully to her: “Good morning and welcome to Walmart.”
“Shut the F up.” Grunts the woman.
Unperturbed, he says: “Cute kids! Are they twins?”
The horrible woman stopped shouting just enough to say, “Hell, they’re not twins! The older one is 9 and the other is 7! Are you blind or just stupid?”
“Neither. It’s just hard to believe someone slept with you twice.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A mother goes to the market and leaves her little boy in the house.
A mother goes to the market and leaves her little boy in the house.
Meanwhile, she leaves her phone charging on the floor of the house.
Unfortunately, the power goes off and there is a message that comes with a sound on the phone.
The message reads, ‘ battery low’.
Worried, the little boy picks up the phone and puts it on the table, and waits for a while to see another message on the phone that should read, ‘battery high’.
He was disappointed.
LOL!! SO CUTE!!
