An Amish lady was driving her horse-drawn buggy to town with her young son when she was stopped by a highway patrol officer.
“I’m not going to cite you,” said the officer, “I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous.”
“I thank thee,” said the Amish lady, “I shall have my husband repair it as soon as we return home.”
“Also,” said the officer, “I noticed that one of the reins to your horse is tied around your horse’s t-e.s.t.i.c.l.e.s. Some might consider this to be ‘cruelty to animals’ so you’d best have your husband check this, too.”
“Again I thank thee,” the Amish lady said, “I shall have my husband check this also when I return home.”
True to her word, when the Amish lady returned home, she told her husband about the broken reflector and her husband said he would fix it right away.
“Also,” said the Amish lady, “the policeman said that there was something wrong with our emergency brake.”
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An Innocent Farm Boy
A young farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn.
The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.
“Hey, Willis !!” the farmer yelled.
“Forget your troubles. Come in and have dinner with us. Then I’ll help you get the wagon back up.”
“That’s so nice of you,” Willis replied, “but I don’t think Dad would like me to.”
“Nonsense, come on!” The farmer insisted.
“Well, okay,” the boy finally agreed, “but Daddy won’t like it.”
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. “I feel a lot better now, but I know Dad is going to be real upset.”
“Don’t be foolish!” the neighbor said with a smile. “By the way, where is your Pa?”
“Under the wagon,” Willis answered.
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