An 8-year-old girl went to the office with her father on ‘Take Your Kid to Work Day.’
As they walked around the office she started crying and getting cranky.
Her father asked what was wrong.
As the staff gathered around she sobbed loudly, “Daddy, where are all the clowns you said you worked with?”
A little girl was talking to her teacher
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.”
The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”
The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!!
A little girl came home from school
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”
The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”
The little girl replied, “My homework.”
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