A young Mexican man named Jose was curious about America so he saved his money and went on a trip.
He wanted to go see a baseball game so when he went home, he could tell his family all about it.
When he got there, the game was sold out, so he decided to climb to the top of a flag pole to get a better look.
When he returned home, his family was anxious to hear about his experience: “What happened?” asked his family.
“Well, America is the nicest place in the world!!” he said.
“Before the game started, all the people in the stands and all the players stood up, looked at me, and shouted to me: “Jose, can you see?”
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A Blonde Want To Tell Two Horses Apart
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was
which.
A neighbor suggested that she cut the Horsehair of one horse and that
worked great until It grow exactly like the other horse and the blonde was stuck again.
The neighbor suggested she measure the horses for height. When
she did, she was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2
inches taller than the black.
