A young man was walking through a supermarket to get supplies when he noticed an old lady following him around.
Without thinking about it, he ignored her and continued on his way.
Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.
“Pardon me,” she said, “I’m sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It’s just that you look just like my son, I haven’t seen her for a long time.”
“Is there anything I can do for you?” replied the young man.
“Yes,” she said, “As I’m leaving, can you say ‘Goodbye, Mother’? It would make me feel so much better.”
“Sure,” answered the young man.
As the old woman was leaving, he called out, “Goodbye, Mother!”
As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50.
“How can that be?” He asked, “I only purchased a few things!”
“Your mother said that you would pay for her,” said the clerk.
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A young man approaches a fisherman standing in the river
A young man approaches a fisherman standing in the river.
He waves to the fisherman and says, “Wow, you’ve got a great pole there!”
The fisherman smiles, gives a slight nod, and says, “thank you!”
“And man, that’s one of the coolest tackles I’ve ever seen!”
The fisherman smiles and nods proudly: “Thank you!”
“Some high-quality bait, too.”
“Thanks again!” says the fisherman with a big smile.
The young man peers down into the river, curious.
“You know,” He says. “The fish don’t really come through here this time of year.”
“Yeah, I know.” Shrugged the fisherman.
“Then what are you fishing for?”
“Compliments.”
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