A young man approaches a fisherman standing in the river.
He waves to the fisherman and says, “Wow, you’ve got a great pole there!”
The fisherman smiles, gives a slight nod, and says, “Thank you!”
“And man, that’s one of the coolest tackles I’ve ever seen!”
The fisherman smiles and nods proudly: “Thank you!”
“Some high-quality bait, too.”
“Thanks again!” says the fisherman with a big smile.
The young man peers down into the river, curious.
“You know,” He says. “The fish don’t come through here this time of year.”
“Yeah, I know.” Shrugged the fisherman.
“Then what are you fishing for?”
“Compliments.”
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Little Johnny was caught fishing by a game warden
A boy named Little Johnny with a bucket full of live fish was approached by a game warden.
The game warden asked the boy, “May I see your fishing license, please?”
“No, sir,” the boy replied.
“I don’t need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish.”
“Pet fish?!”
“Yes. Once a week, I bring these here fish o’mine down to the lake and let ’em swim ’round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net, and I take ’em home.”
“What a line of baloney… you’re under arrest.”
Little Johnny said, “It’s the truth. I’ll show you! We do this all the time!”
“WE do, now, do WE?” smirked the warden.
“PROVE it!”
Little Johnny released the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After a few minutes, the warden said, “Well?”
“Well, WHUT?” said Little Johnny.
The warden asked, “When are you going to call ’em back?”
“Call who back?”
“The FISH,” replied the warden!
“Whut fish?” asked Little Johnny.
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