A young lady is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.
She says: “You come to the front door of the apartment block and look for apartment 29E and with your elbow push button 29E.
With your elbow hit 29 when you are in the elevator. When you get out of the elevator. you’ll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I’ll open the door for you”.
The boyfriend says: “Darling, can you please explain why am I have to use my elbow and not my finger to press all the buttons”?
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“Oh my God”!!! she says, “You’re not coming empty-handed are you”?
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The Three Little Pigs
This is classic – a story that proves how fascinating the mind of a six-year-old is. They think so logically.
A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.
She read, “And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: ‘Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?”
The teacher paused and then asked the class: “And what do you think the man said?”
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One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly “I think the man would have said: “Well, fuck me! A talking pig!”
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
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