A young blonde lady went on a tour trip on an old steam train
that took the passengers through mountains and tunnels.
As the train approached a tunnel, the conductor hurriedly
walked through the coaches warning passengers,
“Tunnel ahead. Look out!”
The blonde quickly stuck her head out the window, and her forehead met with the concrete entrance of the tunnel.
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After being revived 15 minutes later, the blonde’s words were, “That stupid son of a b!tch He should have told me to look in!”
Little Billy asked his mother to give him $20
“Hey, Mom?” asked Little Billy, “Can you give me $20?”
“Certainly not,” She replied.
“If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what Dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.”
His mother’s ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. “Well? What did he say?”
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“He said, ‘Hey Maria, could you make sure I’ve got clean socks tomorrow.'”