A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars, and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?”
“No, I had to stop drinking years ago.” The homeless woman replied.
“Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?” The woman asked.
“No, I don’t waste time shopping.” The homeless woman said
“I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.”
“Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?” The woman asked.
“Are you NUTS?” Replied the homeless woman
“I haven’t had my hair done in 20 years!”
“Well,” said the woman, “I’m not going to give you the money. Instead, I’m going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight.”
The homeless Woman was astounded, “Won’t your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.”
The woman replied, “That’s okay. He needs to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.”
A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him $2
A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him $2, which continues for a year.
Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $1.50.
“Well,” he thinks, “it’s always better than nothing.”
A year passes in this way until the man’s daily donation suddenly becomes $1.00.
“What’s going on now?” The beggar asks his donor.
“First you gave me $2 every day, then $1.50, and now only $1, what’s the problem?”
“Well,” the man says, “my eldest son went to college last year. It’s very expensive so I had to cut the costs. This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further.”
“And how many children do you have?” Asks the beggar.
“Four,” the man replies.
“Well,” says the beggar, “I hope you don’t plan to educate them all at my expense.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
