A woman is walking down the street when a voice shouts to her, “Don’t take a step further.”
She obeys and suddenly a ton of bricks fall, landing on the place where she would have otherwise been.
She thinks she imagined it and continues walking until suddenly the voice calls out again. “Don’t take a step further.”
She stops and a car skids past.
Then she suddenly hears the voice which says to her, “I am your guardian angel and I will warn you before something bad happens to you. Do you have any questions to ask me now?”
“Yes!” the woman shouts. “Just where were you on my wedding day!”
LOL!!
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A Woman Buy A Parrot.
A woman goes to the store to buy a parrot as a family pet.
As she walks into the pet shop, she asks the owner, “How much are your parrots?”
The owner replies, “The orange one is $150, the yellow one is $150 and the red one is $30.”
The woman asks, “Why is the red one so cheap?”
The owner replies, “He used to work at a s-t.rip club.”
The woman decides to buy the parrot and brings it back to the family.
After bringing it home, the parrot says, “Wow, you have a nice house.”
The woman then introduces him to the children.
The parrot says, “You have very nice children.”
Finally, when the wife introduces him to her husband, the parrot says, “I haven’t seen him since last week!”
LOL!!
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A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport.
A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport.
