While picking up a turkey for this Thanksgiving, I overheard this gem.
A woman was picking through the frozen turkeys at the local supermarket,
But she was having trouble finding one that was large enough for her family.
She decided to ask the shop assistant, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
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The shop assistant replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead..”
Bob walks into a bar and see a Dog.
Bob walks into a bar and sits next to a man who has a dog next to him.
He says to the man, “Has your dog ever bitten anyone?”
The man replies, “No” but then the dog jumps up and bites Bob on the arm.
“I thought you said your dog’s never bitten anyone!” shouts Bob.
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The man says, “I know. That’s not my dog.”
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