A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.
The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. James, what’s the problem?”
The mother says, “That’s my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight, and is sick most mornings.”
The doctor examines Darla thoroughly, then turns to the mother and says, “Well, I don’t know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant… about 4 months, would be my guess.”
The mother says, “Pregnant?! She can’t be. She has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Darla?”
Darla replies, “No mother! I’ve never kissed a man before!”
The doctor walks over to the window and just stares outside. About five minutes pass, and finally, the mother says, “Is there something wrong out there, doctor?”
The doctor replies, “No, not really, it’s just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came over the hill. I’ll be damned if I’m going to miss it this time!”
LOL!!
A Little Boy Goes to the Zoo With Dad
A little boy wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.
Finally, her mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.
The little boy tells himself that there was quite a large number of horses at this zoo.
He wondered where all the other animals were but was still happy to see the horses.
“Great,” the boy replied.
“So how was it?” his mother asked when they returned home.
“Great,” the boy replied.
“Did you and your father have a good time?” His mother asked.
“Yes, Daddy especially liked it,” the boy exclaimed enthusiastically, especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
