Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband: “I bet you don’t know what day it is today”.
“Of course I do,” he indignantly answered, getting up from the table and going out the door to the office.
At 10am, the doorbell rang.
When the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses. At 1 pm, a foil-wrapped box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.
The woman couldn’t wait for her husband to come home.
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When he did, she exclaimed: “First the flowers, then the chocolates, and then the dress! I’ve never had a more wonderful Chinese New Year in my life!”
A woman wanted to buy frozen turkeys
While picking up a turkey for this Thanksgiving, I overheard this gem.
A woman was picking through the frozen turkeys at the local supermarket,
But she was having trouble finding one that was large enough for her family.
She decided to ask the shop assistant, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
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The shop assistant replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead..”
