A woman got a job at a horseback riding academy
One day, she was appointed to give a tour to one of the school’s wealthiest donors.
The donor in question was an old man; his eyes were failing but despite that handicap, he was impressed with the academy’s developments.
When they reached the stable to examine the horses, she took him first to her favorite mount, a rich brown mare who’d recently had digestive issues. As they reached his stable, the horse leaned out and released a tremendous fart.
Horribly embarrassed, the woman told the sponsor “I am SO sorry about this!”
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Nonplussed, the sponsor merely said “That’s all right; there’s nothing to be ashamed about. As a matter of fact, I thought it was the horse!”
A blonde couldn’t drive her car during the night.
A blonde called her car customer service saying she could only drive her car during the day. During the night, it didn’t move at all.
A mechanic comes and after an inspection couldn’t find anything wrong.
“You sure you put the right fuel?”
“Yup. Petrol”
Eventually, he asks her if she’s using the right gears.
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She says, “Of course, I’m not stupid. I’m using D during the day and N during the night”
