A woman goes to buy a parrot and notices the prices are $100, $200, and $15.
Curious, she asks why the last one is so cheap.
The shopkeeper replies, “That one used to live in a b-r0thel.”
Amused, she decides to buy it for $15.
When she brings the parrot home, it immediately says, “Well, I’ll be damned, a new b-r0thel!”
The woman can’t help but laugh.
Later, when her daughters arrive home, the parrot chirps, “Well, look at that, two new ladies of the night!”
The girls burst into laughter too.
But when the dad walks in, the parrot exclaims, “Well, I’ll be damned, Pete! Long time no see!”
A Man Buys a Parrot
One day, a man goes to a pet store to buy a parrot.
The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks him to choose one.
The man asks, “How much does the yellow cost?”
The assistant says, “$2000”.
The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it is so expensive.
The assistant explains, “This parrot is a very special one. He knows to typewrite and can type really fast.”
“What about the green one?” the man asks.
The assistant says, “He costs $5000 because he knows to typewrite and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.”
“What about the red one?” the man asks.
The assistant says, “That one’s $10000.”
The man says, “What does HE do?”
The assistant says, “I don’t know, but the other two call him boss.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
