A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves.
The husband says: “No chance love, they’re way too expensive.”
Later on in bed, the wife is just falling asleep when the husband tries his luck and places his hand on her hip and then lowers it to her thigh.
She turns to him and says: “No chance love, if you’re not prepared to shoe the horse, then you sure as hell ain’t riding it!”
A wife asks her husband.
The wife turns to her husband and asks, “Darling, if I were to pass away, would you consider remarrying?”
The husband takes a moment to reflect and responds, “In time, I believe I might. We all seek companionship to heal.”
Curiosity lingers as the wife inquires, “And if I were no more, would your new wife reside in our cherished home?”
With a thoughtful nod, the husband explains, “We’ve invested much into creating the perfect home. It’s unlikely I’d part with it. Yes, she probably would.”
Continuing her questioning, the wife asks, “Hypothetically, if you remarried and she lived here, resting in our bed, would she slumber in our very bed?”
The husband’s eyes meet hers, “Indeed, our bed is fairly new, an investment of $2,000. It’s built to endure, so yes, she would.”
A mischievous glint in her eye, the wife adds one final twist, “And if you remarried, if she inhabited our home, slept in our bed, would she also take up my beloved golf clubs?”
Laughter fills the room as the husband playfully retorts, “Ah, but there’s a catch! She’s a lefty, my dear!”
