A woman entered her kitchen and found her boyfriend waving a fly swatter.
“What in heaven’s name are you up to?” she asked.
“Killing flies,” he said.
“Oh. Get any?”
“Yep, two males, three females,” he answered.
“Oh come on! How do you tell them apart?”
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“Two were on a beer can, three were on the phone.”
A man got fired from his job
A young wildlife biologist got fired from his first real wildlife job.
Upon his return home, his parents asked him what happened.
“You know what a crew boss is?” he asked.
“The one who stands around and watches everyone else work.” “What’s that got to do with it?” they asked.
“Well, he just got jealous of me,” the young biologist explained.
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“Everyone thought I was the crew boss.”
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