A woman buys a new Corvette.
While driving it off the lot she decides to take it on the highway and really open things up.
She hits the 70 MPH speed limit and continues to accelerate
75MPH… 80MPH…
…and out of nowhere, a siren and the flashing lights of a patrol car come into view in her rear-view mirror.
Thinking that her new car could easily outrun the police, she continues to accelerate until she’s going well over 120MPH but the cop is still in pursuit.
Realizing how stupid she is being, she slows down and pulls over.
The cop pulls behind her, gets out, and storms over to the car.
The woman is so distraught and apologizes profusely and explains that she had just bought the car and made the dumbest mistake of her life.
Feeling pity, and it being at the end of his shift, the cop says that if the woman can make him laugh, he’ll let her go without reprimand.
Thinking for a moment, she responds: “Well, Sir, about a week ago, my husband left me for a Sheriff and I thought you were trying to bring him back!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
L.Johnny’s mom driving her car on the highway
Little Johnny was with his mother as she was driving her old beat-up car on the Highway.
She tried to follow the traffic, but they were flying by her.
After getting caught in a large group of cars flying down the road, she looked at her speedometer to see she is doing 15 miles over the speed limit.
Slowing down she moved over to the side to let the group of cars get ahead.
She looked up and saw the flashing lights of a police car.
She stopped and waited for the officer to come up to her car.
As he did he said, “Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over?”
Little Johnny piped up from the back seat, “I do! It’s because you couldn’t catch the other cars.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
