A woman buys a new corvette.
While driving it off the lot she decides to take it on the highway and really open things up.
She hits the 70 MPH speed limit and continues to accelerate
75MPH… 80MPH…
…and out of nowhere, a siren and the flashing lights of a patrol car come into view in her rear-view mirror.
Thinking that her new car could easily outrun the police, she continues to accelerate until she’s going well over 120MPH but the cop is still in pursuit.
Realizing how stupid she is being, she slows down and pulls over.
The cop pulls behind her, gets out, and storms over to the car.
The woman is so distraught and apologizes profusely and explaining that she had just bought the car and made the dumbest mistake of her life.
Feeling pity, and it being at the end of his shift, the cop says that if the woman can make him laugh, he’ll let her go without reprimand.
Thinking for a moment, she responds: “Well, Sir, about a week ago, my husband left me for a Sheriff and I thought you were trying to bring him back!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22mph
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
He says to himself, “This driver is as dangerous as a Speeder!”
He turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he realizes that there are five old ladies – two in the front seat and three in the back – eyes wide and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him, “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?”
“Ma’am,” the officer replies, “You weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.”
“Slower than the speed limit?” She asked. No sir, I just kept the speed limit exactly… Twenty-two miles an hour! the old woman says a bit proudly.
The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that “22” was the route number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
“But before I let you go, Ma’am, I have to ask… Is everyone in this car ok?
These women seem awfully shaken and they haven’t muttered a single peep this whole time.” the officer asks.
“Oh, they’ll be alright in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119.”
LOL!!
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
