In the middle of the night, Mr. Richard’s wife went into labor, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, “can you hold this high so I can see what I’m doing.” Soon, a cute baby girl was brought into the world.
“Whoa there Scotty!” said the doctor. “Don’t be in a rush to put the lantern down… I think there’s yet another wee one to come.” Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another baby boy.
“No, no, don’t be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man… It seems there’s yet another one besides!” cried the doctor.
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The new father scratched his head in bewilderment and asked the doctor. “Do you think it’s the light that’s attractin’ them?”
Today my daughter overslept
The day began when my daughter overslept, then realized she forgot to do her homework. As I drove her to school,
I snapped, “I don’t want to hear a peep out of you.”
When we arrived, she asked, “Can I talk now?”
“Okay,” I grumbled.
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“I forgot my lunch.”
