A 6th-grade teacher posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes:
“A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars.
One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity.
Now, what does each get?”
After a very long silence in the classroom, one little boy raised his hand.
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With complete sincerity in his voice, answered, “A lawyer!”
Roger walks out of a bar.
Roger walks out of a bar.
He was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking, he was stopped by a policeman.
‘What are you doing out here at two o’clock in the morning?’ asked the police officer.
‘I’m on my way to a lecture,’ answered Roger.
‘And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time of night?’ The policeman asked.
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‘My wife,’ slurred Roger grimly.
