A tractor salesman was passing a farm, where the farmer was plowing the field with a bull.
He goes over and offers to sell the farmer a tractor to plow with.
The farmer tells him, “I don’t need a tractor, I have three new ones at the barn.”
“Well if you have three new tractors at the barn, why are you plowing this field with that bull, asked the salesman?”
The farmer replied, “This is part of the bull’s continuing education.
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I am teaching him that there is more to farming than messing with cows and tearing down fences.”
A couple arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car
A man and his wife arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car but were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it.
They went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door.
As they watched from the passenger’s side, the guy instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open.
“Hey,” the man announced to the technician, “It’s open!”
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“I know,” answered the young man. “I already got that side.”
