One day the first-grade teacher was reading the story of the Three little pigs to her class.
She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home.
She read,”…and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, “Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?”
The teacher paused and then asked the class, “And what do you think that man said?”
One little boy raised his hand and said, “I think he said holy Sh*t! A talking pig!'”
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The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
three blondes were driving through the desert when their car broke down
There are three blondes who are on a road trip. As they cross the desert, their car breaks down.
They don’t have a phone to call anyone, so they decide to walk to the nearest town several miles away. Each of them decides to do one thing to make the trip better
The first blonde takes the radio and says, “If we get bored, we can put the radio on and listen to music.”
The second blonde decides to take a wheel, “In case one of us gets really tired, we can go inside the wheel and be rolled.”
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The third blonde takes the car door, “In case it gets too hot, we can roll down the window!”
