A second-grade teacher was having problems with one of her students.
One day, she asked Johnny what was his problem and he replied, “I’m too smart for the second grade, my sister is in third grade and I’m smarter than her.
“The teacher took him to the principal’s office and explained the situation to him. The principal told him that he would test Johnny and if he did not answer one question, he would go back to grade two and be quiet. The teacher and Johnny both agreed.
Principal: “What is 3 x 3?” Johnny: “9.” Principal: “6 x 6?” Johnny: “36.”So, it went on like this.
The principal asked him every question a third grader should know.
Finally, after about an hour, he told the teacher, “I see no reason why Johnny can’t go to the third grade, he answered all of my questions right.
“The teacher asked if she could ask him some questions.
The principal and Johnny agreed.
Teacher: “What does a cow have 4 of that I only have 2 of?”Johnny:
“Legs.”Teacher: “What do you have in your pants that I don’t have?”
The principal gasped, but before he could stop him from answering, Johnny answered.
Johnny: “Pockets.”Teacher: “What does a dog do that a man steps into?”
Johnny: “Pants.”
Teacher: What starts with F and ends with K and means a lot of excitement?”
Johnny: “Firetruck.”
The principal breathed a big sigh of relief and said: “Put Johnny in the fifth grade, I got the last 4 questions wrong myself.”
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Teacher Was Giving A Lesson.
Johnny’s teacher was giving a lesson on developing logical thinking.
“This is the scene,” said the teacher.
“A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river and fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can’t swim, and runs down to the bank.”
Why do you think she ran to the bank?
Johnny raised his hand and asked, “To draw out all his savings?”
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