A Teacher is teaching third Graders and asks them to name some big animals in Africa.
Teacher: Name some big animals in Africa.
Kevin: ELEPHANT.
Teacher: Very good, Kevin. Anyone else?
John says: COW.
Teacher: EXCELLENT, Anymore??
No hands up, and Kevin slowly and reluctantly tries his hands up, the teacher notices but wants somebody else to say something. Since no one else seems to know he says
“OK, you again Kevin??
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Kevin: ANOTHER COW.
A Little boy wanted to go to the toilet
A little boy wanted to go to the toilet
A little boy was in class. He raised his hand and the teacher said, “What is it, Johnny?”
Johnny said, “I’ve got to go sh…….it, ma’am.”
The teacher replied, “Johnny don’t ever talk like that in class again next time say number 2.”
Johnny says, “Yes, ma’am.”
About an hour later Johnny raises his hand again and the teacher says, “What is it now, Johnny?”
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Johnny says, “My brother has to go sh………it, what’s his number?”
