The teacher was having a creative writing lesson in her English class. She put a brick on her desk and asked the children to tell her what came into their minds when they saw the brick.
The first kid said, “I think about my dad. He is a construction worker”.
Another said, “I think about our new house”.
Then the teacher thought, “Why don’t I ask Johnny? After all, what can he say about a brick that would be improper?” So she asked, “Johnny, what do you think about when you see this brick”?
Johnny said, “Roasted chicken”!
The teacher was horrified, “But why, Johnny? Why? This is a brick“!
Johnny said, “But that’s what I always think about”!
Little Johnny was at the local supermarket
Little Johnny was at the local supermarket with his parents.
Little Johnny, got tired of walking, so his Dad let Little Johnny sit on his shoulders.
As they walked Little Johnny started pulling his Dad’s hair.
His Dad asked Little Johnny to stop numerous times but he kept on.
Eventually, Little Johnny’s Dad got really annoyed and said, “Son Stop that immediately!”
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“But, Daddy”, Little Johnny replied, “I’m just trying to get my chewing-gum back”.
