Martin is walking on campus one day when he sees Johnny (his friend) riding up on a shiny new motorcycle.
“WTH? Where did you get such a great bike?” asks Paddy
Johhny replies, “Well, I was walking along yesterday, and suddenly a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes, and said to me that I could take whatever I wanted. Then I chose this bike as you can see”.
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Martin nods approvingly and says, “Wow, Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit anyway.”
Little Kelly failed her math test.
Father: “Why did you fail your mathematics test?”
Daughter: “On Monday, the teacher said 3+5=8.”
Father: “So?”
Daughter: “On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8
And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8…
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If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?”
