A student comes to a young professor’s office hours.
She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
“I would do anything to pass this exam.”
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes.
“I mean…” she whispers, ”
I would do…anything.”
He returns her gaze.
“Anything?”
Anything.”
His voice softens.
“Anything??”
“Absolutely anything.”
His voice turns to a whisper.
“Would you…study?”
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The Blonde and Her Melons
The Blonde and Her Melons
This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag when a guy came along.
The guy asks, “What are you carrying?” “Melons,” the blonde replies.
“Cool,” the guy says. “If I can guess how many there are, can | have one of them?”
The blonde giggles and says, “If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them!”
