A squirrel is living in a pine tree. One day it starts to shake and rock so he looks outside and he sees a large elephant trying to climb up the tree.
“What the hell!” the squirrel exclaims. “What the hell do you think you’re doing climbing up this tree?!”
The elephant responds. “I’m climbing up here to eat pears.”
The squirrel is befuddled. “You moron! This is a pine tree! There are no pears!”
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The elephant stares at him for a moment before replying, “I know. I brought my own.”
A young businessman had just started his own firm.
A young businessman had just started his own firm.
He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office.
Hoping to look like a hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he was working on a big, important business deal.
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor, “Can I help you?”
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The man said, “Yeah, I’ve come to activate your phone lines.”
