A Scotsman goes to visit his Canadian cousin
They’re out walking in the wilderness when suddenly this huge moose walks past them. The Scotsman, having never seen one before, is astounded.
“What the bloody hell was that?” he asks.
“Oh, that?” the Canadian replies. “That’s just one of our Canadian moose.”
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“Good God,” the Scotsman cries, “if that’s a moose, how big are your rats?!”
A gentleman enters a restaurant and asks for a dozen of lobster
A gentleman enters a restaurant and asks the waitress what was on special. She replied, “Today we have lobster tales for 50 cents.”
He said, “I’ll take a dozen!”
She told him since it was a special he would have to pay in advance which he did. Then she said, “Are you ready for your first tale?”
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He assured her he couldn’t wait. Then she began… “Once upon a time, there was this little lobster…..”
