A Saudi Prince went to Germany to study.
A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying: “Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but I’m a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train.”
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Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a ten million dollar check saying: “Stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too”!
A Snake and a Fisherman
Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait.
Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm.
The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm.
Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat.
Then he went about his fishing.
An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg.
Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth…