A reporter was interviewing a 102-year-old woman
“What’s the secret to your longevity?”, he asked.
“Simple. The biggest cause of aging is stress, and the biggest cause of stress is arguing with people. So I never argue with anyone.”
The reporter laughed. “That’s ridiculous. That can’t be the real reason.”
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The old lady smiled and nodded. “You’re probably right.”
Little Johnny asks his mom.
It’s Christmas morning and after all the gifts are unwrapped Little Johnny asks the following question, “Mother, where did all these pretty toys come from?”
Mother: “Johnny, Santa brought all of them.”
Johnny: “Did he bring everything? Did he bring the electric train, the baseball glove, and the bat? The ice skates…”
Mother: “Yes Johnny, Santa brought everything.”
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Johnny: “Well, then who buys all the things in the stores?”
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