A redhead walks into a salon
A redhead walks into a salon and the hairstylist says: “your hair is gorgeous”
The redhead runs her hand through her hair and says: “It’s natural”
Then a brunette walks in and the stylist says: “I love your hair”.
The brunette runs her hand through her hair and says it’s natural.
Then a blonde with green streaks walks in and the stylist says “That’s different…”
The blonde sneezes wipe it on her hand and runs her hand through her hair and says,
A Blonde putting 50 cents into a Soda machine
Blonde is standing in front of the soda machine at work and keeps putting in 50 cents and getting a soda.
After a while, with several sodas at her feet and a long line forming behind her, one of the other workers taps her on the shoulder and asks if she will be much longer because they want sodas too.
The blonde turns around and quite exasperated says, “duh, I am still winning…”