A real estate agent had just closed his first deal.
To his horror though, he then discovered that the piece of land he’d sold was completely submerged under water.
“The customer’s going to come back here pretty mad,” he said to his boss. “Should I give him his money back?”
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His boss roared at him, “Money back? What kind of salesman are you? Get out there and sell him a houseboat.”
A teacher asked student why his feet didn’t turn red
A teacher was giving a lesson on blood circulation. Trying to make the matter clearer,
he said “Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would rush into it, and I should turn red in the face.”
“Yes, sir.” the boys
“Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position, my feet don’t turn red from blood?”
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Little Johnny shouted “It’s because your feet aren’t empty.”
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