One morning, a rabbit walks into a butcher shop and says, “Hello sir. Do you have any carrots?”
The barber responds, “Carrots? This is a butcher shop. We don’t sell carrots here.”
“Oh,” the rabbit replies, ‘My apologies, and he hops out of the store.”
The next day, the rabbit comes back. ‘Helloooo. Do you have any carrots?’
“You’re that rabbit from yesterday, aren’t you? I already told you. This is a butcher shop. We do not sell carrots.
‘Ah. Right.’ The rabbit hops out again.
Day three comes around, and again the rabbit appears.
‘Hiiiiiiiiiiii. Do you have carrots?”
“Listen, mate, I’ve told you. This is a butcher shop. If you come back and ask for more carrots, I’ll nail your ears to the floor!’
‘My ears, you say? Hmm, okay, thanks anyway.’ The rabbit hops out.
The fourth day passes and there is no rabbit.
Day five and day six pass without any sign of the rabbit, either.
Day seven comes around, and suddenly, the rabbit reappears.
‘Heeeeey. Do you have any nails?’
‘….Nails? Of course, I don’t, you imbecile! This is a butcher shop!’
‘Right. Got any carrots, then?’
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A Man Goes Into A Pet Shop To Buy A Parrot.
One day, a man goes to a pet store to buy a parrot.
The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks him to choose one.
The man asks, “How much does the yellow cost?”
The assistant says, “$2000”.
The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it is so expensive.
The assistant explains, “This parrot is a very special one. He knows to typewrite and can type really fast.”
“What about the green one?” the man asks.
The assistant says, “He costs $5000 because he knows to typewrite and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.”
“What about the red one?” the man asks.
The assistant says, “That one’s $10000.”
The man says, “What does HE do?”
The assistant says, “I don’t know, but the other two call him boss.”
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