A policeman in a big city stops a man in a car with a tiger in the front seat.
“What are you doing with that tiger?”
He exclaimed, “You should take it to the zoo.”
The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the tiger again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses.
The policeman pulls him over. “I thought you were going to take that tiger to the zoo!”
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The man replied, “I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!”
A man buys 2 apple seeds and becomes smarter.
A man was idling in the street, bored when he saw a man selling apples close by.
He approached the man, and asked, “How much do these apples cost?”.
The vendor replied, “An apple costs $1 and an apple seed costs $2.”.
Confused, the man asked, “Why are you selling the seeds? and why are they so expensive?”.
The vendor said, “Apple seeds are actually known to make you so many times smarter. Why don’t you try them?”.
Skeptical, the man handed over $4 and purchased two seeds. As he walked a little bit away and started chewing them, he realized that he could have just bought an apple and eaten those seeds.
Hurrying back to the vendor, he asked, “Don’t you realize that people could just buy an apple and eat those seeds instead of buying seeds separately?”.
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The vendor smiled, and said, “See? I told you that you’ll become smarter!”
