A police officer stops a blond

A police officer stops a blond

A police officer stops a blonde speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

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She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you.”

A blonde wants to fly from America to England

A blonde rings up an airline.

She asks, “How long are your flights from America to England?”

The woman on the other end of the phone says, “Just a minute…”

The blonde says, “Thanks!” and hangs up the phone.

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