A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
“But officer…” The man began, “I can explain.”
“Just be quiet,” the officer snapped. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief returns.”
“But officer, I just wanted to say…”
“And I said to keep quiet! You’re going to jail!”
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner.
The guy looked down, so to cheer him up a bit he said, “Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”
“Don’t count on it,” came the gloomy answer from the cell.
“I’m the groom.”
LOL!!
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A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins.
A policeman sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins.
He pulls the guy over and says, “You can’t drive around this town with penguins!” Take them to the zoo immediately.”
The guy obliges and drives away.
The next day, the officer again sees the same guy driving around with the truck full of penguins. This time, though, all the penguins are wearing sunglasses.
The police officer pulls the guy over and says, “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?”
The guy replies, “I did, and today I’m taking them to the beach.”
LOL!!
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