A new retirement home opened in the community, featuring separate floors for men and women.
After a few weeks of operation, all the residents were called into the recreation room for a staff meeting to explain the house rules.
It was stressed that after hours, there would be no men on the women’s floor and no women on the men’s floor.
V.i.olating this rule would result in a fine: $25 for the first offense, $50 for the second, and $100 for the third.
Suddenly, a hand shot up from the back of the room, and a voice asked, “How much for a season pass?”
An elderly man packed his belongings and moved into a retirement home.
An elderly man decided it was time to embrace a new chapter in his life, so he packed his belongings and moved into a retirement home.
On his first day there, as he was arranging his things in his new room, he noticed an elderly woman in the room across the hall staring at him intently. He found it a bit peculiar but chose to ignore it, chalking it up to curiosity.
Later that evening, he went to the cafeteria for dinner. As he settled at his table and began to enjoy his meal, he realized the same woman was sitting at the table next to him. Oddly, there was no food in front of her—she was just sitting there, staring at him with unblinking eyes.
Although he felt a bit uneasy, he decided not to make a scene and focused on his meal. After dinner, he headed to the lounge to play the nightly bingo game, hoping to unwind. But as luck would have it, there she was again, sitting in the corner, her gaze fixed on him like before.
Frustrated, he finally approached her. “Ma’am,” he said politely but firmly, “I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve been staring at me ever since I arrived. Could you please stop? It’s making me uncomfortable.”
The woman looked up at him, her expression softening. “I’m so sorry,” she said. “It’s just that… you look so much like my third husband!”
The man, caught off guard, felt a twinge of guilt. “Oh, I see. My apologies for snapping. If you don’t mind me asking, how many husbands have you had?”
With a sly smile, she replied, “Two.”
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