A mother is cooking dinner when she hears her son come back from school…
“How was your English test today?” She asked
“It was easy except I had trouble with this one difficult question”
“What did it ask?” The mother replied
“It asked for the past tense of think”
“What did you answer it as?” The mother says.
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“I couldn’t really figure it out. I thought and thought and thought and thought, and I finally wrote thunk”
A girl took the wheel for her first driving lesson.
My teenage niece, Elizabeth, was nervous as she took the wheel for her first driving lesson.
As she was pulling out of the parking lot, the instructor said, “Turn left here. And don’t forget to let the people behind you know what you’re doing.”
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Elizabeth turned to the students sitting in the back seat and announced, “I’m going to leave.”
