A monkey goes into a bar and asks the bartender

A monkey goes into a bar and asks the bartender

A monkey goes into a bar and asks the bartender:

– Do you have any bananas?

– No,I don’t. ( says the bartender)

– Do you have any bananas? (asks the monkey)

– No,I have not got any bananas!

– Do you have any bananas?

– If you ask me that question one more time, I’ll nail your tongue to the counter!

– Do you have any nails?

– No,I don’t.

– Do you have any bananas?

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A little boy failed on mathematics

A Little boy came home early from school, his father asked:

Father: “Why did you fail your mathematics test?”

Son: “On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8.”

Father: “So?”

Son: “On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8…

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If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?”