A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment, and said,
“How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up.
Curious, the husband said, “Who was that?”
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And his lovely wife replies, “I don’t have any idea who it was. It was some stupid woman wanting to know “if the coast is clear.”
I rang my brother’s house and his son answered
I rang my brother’s house… and his six-year-old son, Billy, answered the phone.
“Hey Billy,” I said “Is your Dad there?
“Yes,” he answered in a whisper. “But he’s busy.”
“What about your Mum?” I said
“She’s busy too”, he replied, but again in a whisper, I could barely hear.
“What are they doing?” I asked
“They’re talking to the policemen” he replied, still in a very faint whisper.
“What are the policemen doing there?” I asked
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“Looking for me” he whispered
