A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM.
The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, “How am I supposed to know? We’re 200 miles inland!” and hangs up.
Her husband rolls over and asks, “Sweetheart, who was that?”
“I don’t know, some dumb b!tch asking if the coast is clear.”
An elderly couple were going to bed
An elderly couple were going to bed!
The old man was sleepy and trying to sleep when his wife said, “Remember how when we were just married you would hold my hand and wish me good night!”
The old man grudgingly extended his hand to hold her hand and said, “Good night!”
Just as he was about to doze off she said, “You would then kiss me lovingly!”
Again the old man a bit more cheesed off gave her a gentle kiss on her cheeks.
Just as he was about to fall asleep again she said, and then you would give me a bite on my neck!
The old man tossed away his blanket and got off the bed.
“Where are you going now?” she asked.
“To bring my damn teeth!”
