One night my friend John and I were sitting at a bar, when an attractive woman, a former co-worker, came in and sat next to him.
She told him she had just had a fight with her husband, a police officer, and needed to get out of the house for a while.
They had been talking for a few minutes when, as a joke, I leaned over to John. “Don’t look now, I whispered, but a guy about six-five just walked in, And he’s got a g..u…n with an angry face”
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Without hesitating, John turned to me. “Quick, Ed, he said, kiss me on the lips”
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A Snake and a Fisherman
Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait.
Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm.
The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm.
Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat.
Then he went about his fishing.
An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg.
Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth…
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